I was worried too, the Danigmatic wouldn't wake! After september's update he just decided to go into an unwakeable slumber.

But the smell of CHRISTMAS woke him up, just in time for a December update that has nothing christmas themed included in the slightest, what a scrooge!

We have 3 new freaks and a new addition to the LONG! page, which probably took way less LONG! than the others in there but rest assured, it still took rather LONG!

Since I feel bad for the lack of updates in the last few months, here is a very unfinished panel from something I was planning on keeping a secret for a very long time, because it's gonna take years literally, which would make it a fine candidate for the LONG! folder, although tbh who cares about that when it's gonna get it's own BOOK, hell maybe even it's own site when I'm finished!



Hey come to think of it... polar bear... snow...
THIS IS A FESTIVE UPDATE AFTER ALL! HOORAY!

Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all get wonderful presents! Except the ones that expect wonderful presents and throw tantrums when they don't get wonderful presents, then everything would be sweeet.

I HAVEN'T MISSED THE UPDATE DAY YET, I STILL HAVE 10 MINUTES LEFT, SO MAYBE I SHOULD TALK ABOUT WHAT I'VE UPDATED INSTEAD OF WASTE TIME RAMBLING ABOUT HOW I HAVE OH GOD 9 MINUTES LEFT NOW.

Okay so I've added a whopping 7 new illustrations to the 'Caricatures' page, which seems to be getting quite varied, I guess it basically covers all drawings I do based on people I know, and on a couple occasions, people I am.

Also added a 'LONG!' piece summing up my yearly experiences at Reading Festival, i'm rather proud of it! Shame you can only view it at such a small size, but hopefully the new banner gives you enough to understand how it fares at full size!

I guess that's about it, but KNOW THIS, in a week or so I will reveal a weekly updated blog, which will be focusing on work I'm doing in my final year in my Graphic Design BA(Hons) course.


HAH! UPDATED! and with 4 MINUTES TO SPARE, WHO THE MAN?

Yes! This update is double-POWERED, to uh...
make up for the fact I didn't update on the 23rd of July. lol 8-)

There is plenty of new stuff, not only are there 3 new 'Freaks' (technically 4), and a new 'Caricature'. There's 2 whole new pages! One featuring a few of my latest projects that have proved very time-consuming, appropriately titled 'LONG!'

I am also trying out a little merchandise! So I've added a 'Store' page, linking to a cafepress page, there's not much variety in art up there at the moment, but please feel free to recommend art on my site that you feel you would buy if found on a t-shirt, and I will make it so!

Oh yeah and lastly there's a little addition to the 'Animation' page, I figure it's finally time to put some serious effort into a flash movie, it's well underway, scenes are being constructed, voice actors are being nudged, etc.

Once again thanks for visiting!

Well I did warn you! BUT HEY that doesn't matter now does it?

Only 2 images to add this time, one being a new freak, but the other new imageis far more substantial than most things on this site, making it accountable for like, what, 20 new images, THAT MAKES THIS THE BIGGEST UPDATE YET WHOA!!

Since I didn't wanna make a whole new category for something as 'one-off' as this, here it is residing in the BLOG.

<img src="http://chrislohr.net/uploader/files/5/caveMA223447Finalmayb2.jpg">

Click for a bigger version!

Things to find in the image:

A T-Rex
A Giant Gorilla
A Ram
A Golfer
A Surfer
A Pervert
A Hot Alien Babe
An Alien in Crafty Disguise
An Alien using a Parachute
Protesters
2 UFOs
2 Other aliens that aren't white
3 Winged Alien Creatures
3 Cavewomen
3 Alien Rayguns
3 Judges
Graffiti
and a flag!

well hello! as you can tell i've been unable to keep in my ENTHUSIASM for having this site going for a year now and still keep the monthly updates going strong.

NEW THINGS:

• 3 new freaks (threeks, LOL ...*ahem*) including Juggerbot's bigger brother.
• Kicking off the new 'Animation' page with a silent movie style short touching on the subject of chatting online.
• 1 new luscious landscape.
  

UPDATE ON 21st BIRTHDAY, ultimate dedication
added 6 new freaks! and yet another new
category called LUSCIOUS LANDSCAPES
it's the l    o     n     g     e    s    t  category title yet!
so to keep that nice pattern going on the left it's
nice and snugly fitted in the middle!

Oh yeah and I've given names to all the freaks and
the new landscape image, they appear after
being clicked on. ROCK ON


as you can tell i've started to give up the whole
DANIGMATIC thing. the name's DAN
and i'm 21 today, yep, to celebrate this i'll remake an
ABOUT ME page or something

BRUBRUR, oh yeah, the banners gonna start changing
every month, ENJOY THIS ONE WHILE YOU STILL CAN

ugh who put this river here? ^

4 NEW FREAKS

2 of which are scheduled to feature in a comic, much like Grizzly the Bear.
Only to be one-offs though, unless they get really famous... lol

Also 'Handsome Man in Canada' progress has started.
NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT THOUGH.

Also added a guestbook, go nuts. Come next update you will be glad you did. CRYPTIC
There's already a comment there from some reason... THANKS JACK!
I wish I could change that damn hideous font though. Stupid unchangeable presets.

See you in the next update!

P.S. YIPPEE OVER A THOUSAND VISITORS!!

Robot speech has been failing...
...Danigmatic resorting...
    ...to inferior casual human being speech...

*CONK*

Evening fellas.

The Danigmatic has been on turbo for the last couple weeks and thus dished out some SERIOUS STUFF.

Not only is there a whole new category crudely named FREAKS with 12 brand new illustrations featuring experimental backgrounds of fabulousness. But a special addition has been made to the oldest section! That's right, a new CARICATURE has been added, where's that blasted confetti when you need it.

See you lovely visitors next month!

~SENSIBLE MODE~

• 'Grizzly The Bear' page added - 8 images
• 2 images added to 'Compilation Fun'
• 3 images added to 'Dodgeburntabulous'

HOOHHOHHJJHJHJ there was actaully a powercut!
BUT HE HAS updated NOW, 24TH!

...worth the wait?  YOU DECIDE



COMIC WITH WAY TOO MUCH EFFORT ADDED, 8 IMAGES, each image having multiple images INSIDE, BARGAIN!

BRIEF HARLEY QUINN OBSESSION PHASE evident in NEW COMPILATION FUN IMAGES
That phase, is over now but she has a PRETTY SLAMMIN' -OUTFIT_.


YYYuaaaaa powerdown powerdown powerup powerup

>--SUPER MODE--<

oh, also added colour versions of COMIC PANELS IN DODGEBURNTABULOUS because COLOUR LOOKS WAY BETTER but then the comic wouldn't make sense if it was in colour oh no!!!!!

that's it i THINK, HAHEHEEYYY

*too much COMPUTER electricity to KNOW WHAT DO WITH*
dyin

actually, ahHAH, I CAN CHANGE THE DATE ON THIS BLOG
*changes to 23rd*

NOW NO ONE WILL QUESTION MY COMMITMENT SHSHSDHSDKL

take that. pray is a tune.

Not much added from first glance...

...quality over quantity


2 'far from flat' pieces added in new DODGEBURNTABULOUS section
...cheap name gained from the shading tools availabe in Adobe Photoshop..

giving a whole new dimension to ....recent...ART

and to keep up to date with the festive season, and to celebrate christmas
...that is 2 days away.
Christmas themed 3DMM Movie added, like the other 2...

danigmatic ran out of many a battery making that thing
...might have to upgrade to.. ELECTRIC PLUG
but the electric bills will be too high, maybe if the danigmatic had more visitors... *nudge*

once again
happy christmas
happy hanukkah - apologies to easilly offended jewish individuals who watch the movie
happy new year

new years resolution - on 23rd , january, big update to kick off 2009

rgauhgh

Only one.. image, not even... proper... piece of work..just.. . . .  .

BUSY WITH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS, but arty things they are,
so later updates will have that stuff AND MORE.

. ... ..BEAR WITH ME.


...
...
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Danigmatic has decided to reveal.
Next Handsome Man movie...
...
...
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will be out in time for christmas update on --th-e
23RD of December...HO

HO







HO

Danigmatic doesn't have time to beat around the bush, this is what has been updated:

- Short descriptions for each page
- 1 Caricature added
- Alternative Energy page added, (most recent work)
- 'Stuff for Clients' renamed to 'A Scottish Tale', featuring 5 new images
- FF7 Guide page added
- Horrific bit at the top of the news section - GONE

Danigmatic hopes you enjoy the update and will be back next month. *czk*

Danigmatic is still......strong
......managed to....remove....page revealing, identity....


       .......Handsome Man in Australia, released....    ..three new, outline thicktastic
            ...one about the Wii being a chick.. magnet
   ....and another, celebrating the release of the 2nd Handsome.. Man movie


Danigmat...ic, running out of...energy...

...must...upgrade....

...AAAAAAAAAAARK...
     .........KKKKKKKFJJJJJJJJJJzzzzzm...mmmmmmmm....


That was me upgrading, full recovery, see you in a month.
Lack of update last month acknowledged. *zzk* My bad.

Not quite, but  unfortunately the Danigmatic is needed at Reading Festival '08 late next month to power all 638 amps that will be used and I need to tag along to make sure he doesn't run out of batteries. Thus there won't be an update next 23rd, however there will be one soon before or after, so keep an eye out.

Enough about that,  for this update new pages have been added, featuring work the Danigmatic has been rendering for various clients,  not much is there for now because the jobs are very recent and the bulk of it has not been finished.

Also added a 3DMM section, showcasing animated movies the Danigmatic has made using the incredibly dated 'Microsoft 3D Movie Maker' to create truly unique  and admittedly crude pieces of work. The Danigmatic was reluctant  to have this stuff put up as it shines a light on his less professional side and displays swearing and heavy violence, but I convinced him otherwise, because it is also showing off that the Danigmatic's variety of skill extends outside static imagery.

In that section you will find the first episode of the 'Handsome Man' Series, and more detailed info on the epic sequel.

Also please ignore the 'About the Danigmatic' page, everything you see there is completely inaccurate and unreliable.

The Danigmatic is grateful for your attention to visiting the site, and as a thank you, he is delighted to tell you that he will make sure there will be monthly updates on the site every 23rd day of the month.

This update's main focus is that of a movie! A movie made with a movie making program the Danigmatic has used since back in 1995 known as Microsoft 3D Movie Maker. Despite the Danigmatic having many upgrades to achieve what he has, he refuses to move to more advanced movie making software.

Unfortunately the other day the Danigmatic got a sandwich stuck in his hard drive, thus corrupting the file. But luckilly he removed the sandwich shortly after and started retracing his steps.

Much more info about this movie will be available in next month's update but to tide you over, the Danigmatic has supplied us with a rather eye-opening screenshot.



Also a few more illustrations have been added to Outline Thicktastic.
Admittedly not much has been added in this update, but the Danigmatic has been working nearly all day every day on this movie, he promises it will be fabulous.